- Hitting refresh on facebook
- Looking up all the Glee cast members' twitter feeds
- Looking up Jodie Sweetin on Wikipedia (she just had a baby, guys!)
- Thinking about making dinner
- Discussing the characteristics of a good spatula with Tory
- Looking up cute cookie designs
- Checking out texts from last night, which resulted in me finding the most incredible 404 page ever. I took a screenshot for posterity:
|Smartphones! Horrifically drunk and useless! Signalling that the site is down!|
The site where you can read texts people send when they're drunk and useless!
Obviously, procrastinating does not lower my standards for amusement in the slightest.